Jesus christ it’s a fucking comedy show. You assigning such hardcore negativity to their belief system is infinitely more annoying then the belief system itself.

Probably just arguing about who was Britain’s greatest Prime Minister.

But please remember the inviolable rule of Cleveland Browns drafts: It’s not that they make bad choices, it’s that bad things happen to good players after the Browns pick them.

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

More than anything, my sense is that the season would have been an order of magnitudes better if the writing team had just taken a step back from everything after the scripts were all finished, and then a few days later take one more editorial pass before committing to filming. There was a lot of sloppy writing, but th…

The president also declared that, nestled within the crowd of neo-Nazis and white supremacists were some pretty nice folks, and isn’t it a shame they’re being painted with the same racist brush as the people they chose to publicly march alongside?

“See you in the playoffs”

This is the reason why I don’t play in international friendlies.

*receives pink slips*

Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!

As long as they’re both consenting adults, who tf are you to judge?

Well, whatever the excuse, they need to pay him. Cousins is the best quarterback they’ve had there since Duck Williams.

Am I supposed to never have a dog because my boyfriend is allergic? Dog > boy, always.

They should team up for the Tagalong Title.

More twists than an M. Night Shymalan film.

It took me awhile to even get that new lingo. I assumed it meant people literally found the dog with its leg caught in a bear trap or something.

Someone take this out of the greys, what a journey +1

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.