Sad robot on a bench reads the book about Rose's injury history.

Asked what time she expected him to arrive, Ms. Rhimes replied "not really sure—he's tough to nail down."

What the fuck is Olli Jokinen looking at?
(seconded Pepperoni Pizza, that's flat out amazing.)

That is God damn amazing.

Thank you.

So he got fired?

"beaten like animals"? Who is beating animals into a coma? That seems like a really odd way to describe what happened here.

You can't just turn Bob Costas into a verb.

Any man caught actin' as an agent of or at the direction of the NFL or the Baltimore Ravens spends a night in the box.

You call this a story? Please. Nothing but dickbait.

Ok, this Ice Bucket shit needs to end.

Please god, let this stupid friggin' thing just go away.

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

Patriots Screw Panthers, Create Super Panther That Patrols Mexican Border And Eviscerates All Undocumented Children

Fuck that. Where's crispy M&Ms??

Sleep tight, Bradley...

No one has ever gotten laid drinking fucking Mike's hard lemonade, do you also pee sitting down?

Drunk - "I'll have the Alex Ovechkin"

Against my better judgement, I was REEEEEALLY hoping that the first picture captured this guy's come-to-jesus moment and would turn out to be a great redemption story.