Devo immediately regretted the decision to begin playing race tracks.

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

What the fuck are you talking about, man?

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

It’s one of my favorites so it’s always on standby.

Fowler, of all people, should have recognized the “Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here” sign hanging above the Jaguars Practice Facility.

It could be worse.

Packers are Ned Stark; old school tough, cold, and ultimately undone by their own overblown sense of moral superiority.

This is brilliant! Can we do all the teams as GoT characters? Cowboys are clearly Joffrey.

I’m not enjoying this season of “The Wire” at all.

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Bro you called the beer water! Hah! Never heard that joke before. You must say that because it tastes like water compared to the beers you drink! You're the man!

And don’t forget!

Subway is fine in the same way that wearing the same underwear all week is fine because fuck it, nobody’s gonna take your pants off but you.

Thanks,

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.