Steven Stamkos has officially scored more goals for the Sabres this season than Ville Leino.
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As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.
The best part of the game was when the Penguins lost.
Chance of raining glass: 31%
WEARING A REDSKIN JACKET
Good god! I hope they find him quick. He's already skinned one person alive.
Why get so fancy? Just show footage of the Stars winning the Stanley Cup in color.
A representative from the Caucasus Emirate denied any association with Ibragmova, saying, "Not that I wouldn't associate with her or anything. What? No, it's not like that. Some of my best friends are black widows!"
"That's one way to handle defeat."
Waiter: Yes our specials tonight are the filet mignon and a french onion soup
Obvious inspiration.
There's a lot of pedo bear happening with that mascot logo.
She's not just wrong, she's BostonWrong.
No Woman, No Pie
Wow do you see this skins game. Unbelievable. There has been a lot leak out of that. I told you sew. - @jomengele
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Deadspin = Dad Penis
bake 'em away, toys
Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.