"Impressive."

That's preposterous. Rob Ford would never steal a seat. He's got more than enough to seat at home.

And here it is, your poorly-drawn MS Paint Canadian equivalent map!

"THANKS FOR CHOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU PROBABLY WONT GET DRAFTED NOW".

"YOUR KILLING ME @Foster_43"

It's a shame that Levallois sat out Jiim Ohno Hu Di'int.

Poor lady or the Hamburglar?

Larry Csonka once took one on the chin from Jonathan Martin.

Putin was shocked and appalled that there was a flaming man holding the torch, but was relieved to hear that escorts were on hand to set him straight.

In Soviet Russia, torch lights you!!

Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

What was more disturbing was the sight of Tony Romo celebrating by bleeding out of his vagina.

Here, Bryan Cranston pretends to care about Canadian Football. Is there any role the man can't do?

This headline would be way better without "Sits Down During Live"

Zolak: So Rob, if you like that esoteric physics stuff, what are your thoughts on string theory?

/clicks on Deadspin