And for the 1,875th week in a row , falling off a ledge is the highlight of a Buffalo resident's week.

Ford was obviously in distress. "Cancel her McDonald's order" sounds a lot like "Councillor McConnell, order"

That's unbeweaveable!

I'll show myself out.

Yes, but she's saying "Champlain? Shmoopie loopie"

"Nobody ever lets me make any decisions", thought JumboTron. As if it wasn't hard enough being Calvin Johnson's fat younger brother.

A Schiano-man trolls Schiano-man deadspin posters then murders their families.

Please, no Schiano-man jokes or I will murder your families.

Rob wanted to go home, but Grima Wormtongue kept making him buy everyone beers.

Did someone say KITTEN MITTONS????

GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We…

This one has only been nominated for an Academy Award.

These names form my favorite pickup line.

Look, these kids are 12 and the Internet exists. They're already well-versed in scat, donkey porn, bukkake, shemales, what have you.

Jerry Sandusky used to lead the college ranks with the most offensive touches.

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video…

So he's only half-racist.

I bet your kid sucks at hockey.

1. Peanut butter cups - large

Here's a Sidney Crosby: