Oh, thank God!
[Thanks writing staff for efforts]
[Hands out pink slips]
[Returns to office]
[Sinks into leased Eames chair]
[Sighs with relief]
[Looks at framed desk photograph of family]
[Hums "Bad Day" to self; chuckles]
[Places barrel of revolver in mouth]
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To be honest, he probably shouldn't have had the first helping either
Two reasons, in my opinion:
Who's Moran? Did u mean moron?
imo i dont see a problem with this but we all no the liberal media is gunna freak out even tho indians dont have a problem with it since everything is racist nowadays to libtards
The Water: Boy, Was That an Insufficient Treatment for Ant Bites
Jerry Mag-why-are my legs swollen?
He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.
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LOL the last time I saw people get so excited about one ball in a cup was when I was watching John Kruk. See, I'd just finished finished playing 18, and was on the club's patio overlooking the 14th green having a lemonade with Tom, Greg and Julie, and John, who is an electrician from over in Maple Springs chipped in.…
Interestingly, the ball wasn't foul until after it landed in some shitty-overly-hoppy-micro-hand-crafted-60-minute-mountain-spring-brewed beer.
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Strange day out here at Windswept fields..
so the fans at home north of the stadium say 'J', east say 'E', and so on.
Alex Rodriguez: [stares off into the distance] Man, I wish Centaur-Me were here right now. Centaur-Me always knows how to cheer me up.
Tebow has a Beeblebrox-style extra head in his armpit? That explains his terrible throwing.