maningauze-old1
Man_in_Gauze
maningauze-old1

I will soon own an Android phone, because I keep up with the latest trends and decided after long deliberation. Unfortunately, I just graduated from high school and live with my parents, so opportunities to have sex are few and far between.

...but how is that different from following them?

third from the last is downright terrifying.

Mr. Brunton, I play the drums and know a number of talented guitarists and bassists who are also 4channers.

@shocker: dunno if you were joking or not, but by the wear marks around the edge of the pot, it was definitely broken before he got to it.

*looks down at his OptiPlex computer, purchased in late 2003*

@Ninja Nemo: the weight of the controller doesn't matter so much compared to the weight of your arms. because of the muscle distribution, it's skewed towards your shoulder area.

@highspeeddirt: If you haven't heard the new 'deth album, check out 1,320; it sounds a lot like High Speed Dirt.

@geekymitch: At this point, if you aren't willing to try one of Verizon's excellent Android phones or wait until the new crop of WP7S phones, you deserve whatever shitty network you get (not you personally, just anyone who values having an iphone over having a decent network). Many of my friends have made the jump and

@highspeeddirt: they actually sell a replica of that guitar as a guitar hero/rock band peripheral; look up "gene simmons axe" on amazon.

@kayakj: Really? I didn't know that, thanks for the info.

Flashlight apps.

@anoteoftruth: That's what I'm doing, but a history of respiratory infections stemming from youth has put me behind the average person in respiratory endurance. I can easily imagine how someone who has had more severe illnesses, especially while growing up, might need this.

I don't know whether that first sentence was sarcasm or not, but I would definitely like something like that; a lack of respiratory endurance usually stops me in my tracks long before muscle fatigue sets in.