To add to this, he’s not even a ‘high-level’ hacker. He’s a lowly thief that ‘stole’ access and acted like he was a big shot, rather than a sub-contractor that couldn’t make it into the NSA normally.

I couldn’t help but read it in the voice of Cookie Monster. But I have a 4 year old, so...

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

I put a bowl of human blood in a pit in the middle of my sheep pastures. I’ve caught 6 Mustangs already this month. I have an endless supply of parts, and all the asshole revving emanating from the pit keeps predators at bay.

Bad grammar, portrait-style filming and a diabetic boy waddling around a gas station in flip-flops. This is Trump’s America.

Got the game last night and played for about 3 hours. A few things right off the bat (PS4 version), it’s super pretty, exploring/crafting is deep enough to be interesting but simple enough to not be a total chore. Getting the ship into orbit for the first time is a really satisfying feeling. My son and I flew to a few…

Fuck this shitheel.

Then Porsche will comes out with edgier variant with extra “R” and become,

There’s always that one guy picking up the bigger ladies at the bar.

I’m still hung up on the stupid ugly gas cap. It was literally the line that stopped me from buying a 350z back before I realized it looks like a 1990s era 911 had a baby with a minivan.

So are BMW’s, right?

Those responsible for the sacking have been sacked.

Almost no one makes money on halo cars, they’re for image and “because we can”, not for the profit. Ford will likely lose on every car, and that’s ok.

If I were rich, I’d buy one and post a youtube video of me changing my own oil, if only to give aneurysms to the other GT owners.

It has more to do with servicing a an exclusive super car at the same dealerships that handle repairs on 03' Focuses. All it takes is one overzealous shop worker with an impact gun or a shop runner getting their hands on the keys for a joyride for Ford to have an expensive and embarrassing lawsuit on their hands.

Oh. Interesting. Personally between the M4 and GT4, GT4 wins, no contest. I guess your friend thinks the same! Honestly they seem kinda different – luxury-coupe-turned-sports-car vs. purposely-designed supercar-beating two-seater. Just my opinion. Hope he gets a GT4 soon!

Pretty sure almost everyone disagrees with you. Which is why BMW is selling more cars than ever. I’m not saying I don’t also miss some of the old styling, but I like the way the new m3 looks. It’s angry and wide. Comparing it to the styling of an SS is extra hilarious, since that car looks like a Malibu. Granted, you…

Huh? You sure that wasn’t an M-Sport F30? I drive an E92 M3, and my brother-in-law drives an F80 M3. When I chased him through the mountains, two things became apparent:

And yet the M3/M4 has won the vast majority of the comparisons against the C63s and ATS-V, so I guess all of them are crap. I understand hating on the F8x M3/M4 is the jalopnik thing to do because it isn’t a V8 that will eventually depreciate to $20k so they can purchase one, but the amount of hate is unreal.