Who cares?

Not for everyone. And not as impressive.

When in doubt, ask the dictionary.

Assume what you want, but at least read the actual advisory first:

I want to dude. I so want to, and will some day.

The best part about you not wanting a squirrel-girl movie?

The ONLY people complaining about this are weeaboo white dudes.

Agreed. Feeling like it’s a crime to call it like you see it doesn’t sound fun to me, and people getting upset over it is what causes this whole awkward “hostile play environment” the article is alluding to.

Enjoy being mad at someone else enjoying something you don’t.

That’s not the point.