Because your reply made me think of so many things they are in “paragraphs”... apologies in advance:

European peasants in the middle ages didn’t start to get rights until the Black Death plague in the 14th century killed so many of them that the remaining ones were suddenly much more valuable. I wonder if something similar, albeit less dramatic might happen as a result of this pandemic. I’m not talking about the…

Sorry man, but that’s just a shitty excuse to not have rear cupholders. It’s crap.

“look what you made me do to you”

When I went to school in Detroit, they had a cop come in who specifically told us that if we didn’t feel we were in a safe area if we were getting pulled over, to hit the flashers and drive slowly to a safer, public area or the closest police station. Some of that may have been to a prevalence of imposter cops.

Funny…

Because the are conveniently located, fast, reasonably cheap, open until the wee hours of the night, and provide sustenance.  All that combined makes them an excellent choice when I don’t feel like making my own food.

You forgot to add lifted with off-road tires going 80 in a 55.

bUt TrIcKlE dOwN wOrKs!!11!!

Exactly.

“Are they really this jacked up on power and adrenaline to think it’s a good idea to PIT a car that’s moving slowly and obviously has acknowledged their existence?”

I found these images of the average American on their daily commute:

We joked in high school (which was 20 years ago) about the SURV (sport utility racing vehicle) becoming a thing.

So they are taking the Amway approach to business. Don’t make money selling a product to the public, make it by draining their marketing/sales people. 

Also, some “Full size” pickup trucks come up a little short in the bed length if this is the standard.

Maybe they genuinely think they’re action heroes instead of public servants. And that they should be getting into gunfights and car chases instead of protecting and serving the public.

Was so eager to write that ticket, he wanted her to put his life at risk by having her pull over where he'd be at risk of another driver hitting him. 

Cameras are just the worst thing that’s happened for cops. Youtube is just chock filled with video of cops doing bad things. It really makes you question the whole “bad apples” idea.

Missed opportunity for the Ford Active Replaceable Tether System.

the ability to 3D print whatever the hell we want.