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What they do is look at the size of the orderer’s ass and give them the corresponding size meal.

You get better browning if you shuck it first. 

Haha, cybertruck. If it ever sees the light of day, it won’t be as promised, and it won’t cost what’s promised. Have you learned nothing from Tesla?

I have never once had them assume I was ordering a large. That’s really odd behavior.

Is there a difference between throwing fries and drink into the trash and “literally” throwing fries and drink into the trash?

Look, don’t take this the wrong way but, softening butter in a microwave takes between 8 and 18 seconds. What kind of distracted, multi-tasking monster have you become to not to pay attention for 8 seconds? What else could you possibly be accomplishing? 

How dumb, random people should just give me their money instead. 

Triggered much? Damn

For me, the worst is a Subway employee who is doing everything by the corporate script. If there’s a long line- its excruciating.

I worked at McDonald’s from the mid-90's into early 2000's. When McDonald’s introduced the combo option to their menus, the default size was, and always has been medium. Small wasn’t initially an option, but they did add it in later. In fact you can mix sizes should so desire, which many people do. You can get a combo

I like to throw sauteed peppers, onion, and carrots into the food processor. I’d like to believe that cooking the liquid out of the veggies helps concentrate the flavor and to prevent the meatloaf from cracking open from excess steam. I’ve started to eschew fresh garlic in favor of garlic sauteed in butter and I

They’re screwed. They needed to be first to market to stand a chance. Ford is on the way, GM is right behind them, and Tesla is supposed to sell something they think is a truck. Even the GMC Hummer will hit the road soon. Abort this cash sink before it swallows even more.

GM already canceled their $2B investment. Nikola is done. 

Not a surprising. Nikola Motors next?
Making money making cars and trucks is hard. Still think its a miracle Tesla pulled it off.

The actual release of the truck is still So Far Away.

Can they at least get their chicks for free?

Of course they’re in Dire Straights, they seem to want money for nothing.

For the few people reading this site old enough to remember Seinfeld doing this exact bit like thirty years ago:

I will also contribute.