In Wisconsin we are grilling brats. We don’t have to google it because we already know how to do it by 3rd grade.

Decades of propaganda masquerading as news and information has soiled millions of minds into thinking they’re constantly under assault by [insert flavor of the month bullshit here]

Trump

Any chance this trial can kill two birds with one stone: Danny Masterson and Scientology?

A sarcasm detector? Oh that’s real useful.

Ah, yes, the deserts and mountains of Florida!

I was genuinely baffled by the vaccine passport ban. Then I remembered that this is about Trumpistan, now it makes sense.

he’s ‘florida man’ of the highest distinction. 

Desantis is a fucking idiot.

i thought that i was the only one who doesn’t like sweet potatoes. everybody says what about sweet potato pie? i say “what about urchin or eel, or liverwurst? they taste and feel rotten to me. same with avocados.

I guess that’s why they have Pringles holders and not regular chip bag holders.

$159 for a water gun? No thanks. These bad boys will work just fine for me.

I’m so upset that it didn’t make production.

If only they’d put it into production, you could have saved some money:

+1. No question. No hesitation. And if I had more of the money, I’d have the Morgan Three Wheeler in the next bay of my Fantasy Garage:

I don't know if there's any car company that I unabashedly love as much as Morgan. 

Yellow squash. The fight is with my husband who has some kind of childhood aversion. I made creamed squash last night with these beautiful baby yellow squash, carmelized onions, cream and butter. It was glorious. He could barely gag down a bite. Oh well, he puts up with a lot of other things so I guess I can let this…

Remember the “Tot Finder” stickers people used to put on children’s bedroom windows, so the fire department could find kids?

This is still my favorite:

Cilantro tastes great and I can’t help it if some genetic freaks out there can’t appreciate that.