That’ll get ‘em motivated!

My friend's uncle got really into the whole qanon shit. He flying from Washington to Arizona to see a shaman because he hasn't been feeling well. The entire time I've known him he's been in some sort of pyramid scheme or the like and haven't been paying taxes ever. There is no way to convince these people other than…

free range salmon and organic bananas

I think the feeling of belonging is a big part of it.  We need people like that to get involved in other things and stay busy so there is no need to belong to some fucked up fantasy world.

Sadly, it’s because conspiracy theories are fun! The truth is boring.

This.

I have no idea what this is and I feel like I don’t want to.

I had a discussion with my wife the other night about anti-vaxxers. It is one thing to not want to follow a vaccine schedule, or to not want the COVID vaccine. It is another thing entirely to actively spread misinformation on vaccine safety and get in people’s faces about it. These same people claim to want personal…

What the hell am I looking at?

Ahhhhhhhh! Native Tennessean here.... Why oh why do people like this help make my state look like a totally fucked up redneck shithole?

Well technically, it was someone Brown.

I went to highschool with a guy who now has hundreds of thousands of followers eating up his anti covid bullshit. He portrays himself as this big tough freedom fighter. It’s hilarious because he was just a weird huntch backed loaner in highschool. It’s amazing what some steroids and conspiracy culture can do to a…

See kids.  If you don’t get vaccinated, you’re forced to drive a Chrysler Aspen. 

Since I’ve been vaccinated I’ve bought 10 copies of Windows, is that weird?

What is even the thought process on this? Vaccines will kill you, but not if I do it first?

Gaylord Gladiator says: “Hold my beer”

My Mark VI has them and they are very polarizing. Here’s a quick video I just uploaded so you can see them in action. It’s absolutely over the top and I love it.

Almost as bad as....

These kind of “rare finds” always leave me scratching my head. What the hell are you supposed to do with it? Any regular driving lowers its value, and in this case, it’s difficult to even say if it has ANY value. Put it back in storage for another 30+ years, and periodically visit it and admire your rare “find” while…