And vote for people who don't directly benefit from this kind of bullshit. 

This is great, I’m glad that they listened to their QA.

Same. I clicked through expecting to see how to slice the “skin” off of bagels to make them. When I saw a huge wall of text I just skimmed down to the comments.

Geez, you did torch that lid didn’t you?

Right before “accidentally” dropping copies of Dump’s schedule at various spots around the place.

Somebody NEEDS to comment on the very suggestive 1970's advertising style photo at the top of the article.

Frank always did like to watch Janet eat a wiener.

(Archer’s voice)

Thinking of Donnie’s reaction to this news has cheered up a dark day. Even if he doesn’t have a stroke, he’ll be just DYING to tweet...and he can’t.

You are correct, and I suspect that (with a few exceptions) if one were to do a blind taste test of a Goldbelly food and a locally-sourced equivalent with a subject who has previously tried neither, the results would probably come back mixed between the two.

GIRL SAME

“God came disguised as an angry mob”

If it’s from New York, it’s almost guaranteed to be 4x worse.

He would be in a lot of crap if he flipped it on its wheels and it took off again.

What color is that Infinity?

Exactly what I was going to say. :) 

The car’s wheels don’t appear to be moving in that photo, so how do we know he’s not just sitting in the driver’s seat while the car is stationary? Or maybe there is a second set of controls and Rudy Giuliani is actually driving from the passenger seat.

Well there’s this and I’m pretty sure it’s not photoshop, it just looks like he’s yelling and about to crash is all

Oh, he’s driving at something alright.  And it’s incest.  

Gah! Not this malarkey!