“YEEEHAW! GOTTA BAD GUY GOTTA GET EM’ NOW!!!! RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!”

“no ma’am, you pull over when law enforcement stops you.”

Ew.

“It’s a fast, sleek sports SUV”

So, they’ve decided, instead of making money from their customers, to make money from their franchisees?  This is the kind of silly stuff that caused Quiznos to implode.

Funny how Trump’s shitty tax plan giving the rich a 10% (tax cut) raise and cutting the corporate tax nearly in half was fine, but giving regular people a raise? Forget about it! But they still want to keep the tax cuts too!

Giving poor people more money just gives them more to waste, so it’s better to just keep it for them!

What’s the point of giving the 1% a giant tax cut if they are just going to have to pay their employees more!  Unfair!

I have no problem paying an extra $0.40 so employees can get paid decently.

Haha, but I’m not fat, so they are misprofiling me.

Yeah, I’m all about the browning...

Forgetting my lunch break is not ever a problem with me.

I tend to watch anything that I’m heating a very small amount of in the microwave pretty closely. It’s very easy to overdo it.

No one ever gets their chicks for free.

The psychological trauma of having to throw away half an order of fries is why I’m so angry, but a large fries is way too many fries for any human to eat in one sitting, especially combined with a burger.

“and Tesla is supposed to sell something they think is a truck.”

(In the AWD version.)

“ Your house is on fire.”

At least that errs on the side of charging you less (something they would never try to do).

I think maybe it’s a local problem then..