But why? There used to only be one combo size: Regular. But in many places, the “regular” has become the “Small”. Also, you have to be careful because some places actually have a real “small” combo, and you can end up with a child size drink and fries. This is just a sneaky problem the fast food chains created to sell…

Are they available in cyan? Because if so, I know the perfect jacket to go with them!

Once, I saw something on one of my curtain rod ends, and it took me a minute to realize it didn’t belong there. I was a giant katydid, like 2 inches long, just sort of chillin’ there. Fortunately I was able to capture him in a cup evict him.

No one will buy this.

It’s me an you’s.

This is a constant problem I have with McDonalds, in that if you order a “combo meal” they try to auto default it to large, not medium, unless you specifically tell them, and then, they still do it half the time anyway. I’ve literally thrown half a drink and fries in the trash so many times that I’ve basically stopped…

Not to mention the fact that a bug in the eye at 60 mph can do real damage.

The problem I’ve found with iced drinks there is that they are most often almost all ice, but if you order light ice, you usually don’t get enough. Generally, if you order anything iced though, you want to bump it to the next size up from what you usually get to compensate.

Grate your onions, peppers, mushrooms and bread before mixing them in. It makes them all mix better with fewer chunks that can effect the loaf integrity.

“What’s that horrible smell?”

So, you’re saying that you, uh.... pace...yourself!

Now, that’s a sacrifice!

Where’s my hot dog vending machine?!

Generally, 2 drinks is my limit anytime I go out to any event. Any more than that is asking for trouble even if you know you can handle it.

“This is not a driver’s car,”

Still probably boring.

Still probably boring.

I started seeing people without masks at stores for the first time this weekend. I’m vaxxed, but I still wear mine anyway and will continue to do so as long as I still see others wearing them and until I see that ditching masks doesn’t cause a rise in covid cases, although most stores aren’t requiring them for…

I’m so sorry....

If he could, it would only mean he’s really Satan!