Marooon!

“Try to hop out in a manner where your body and clothing clears the vehicle, and plan to land on both feet simultaneously. Then, shuffle away from the scene without picking up your feet.”

I have nod idea why anyone who isn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger would want this.

Are you talking bathroom sink? There’s usually a crossbar that hooks to the stopper and it may have a bunch of junk hooked on it. You may be able to pull it back out of the way by loosening the clip under the sink.

I saw it on the Carl’s website the other day but was gonna pass because it looked pretty uninspired in the photos. Maybe I’ll try it now. The bacon and swiss version looks good, might beat out the McDonald’s deluxe sandwich.

OR - Pine needles.

Nice dough rings.

“but whenever we decided to “grab a burrito”, she wants to go to Chipotle”

I mean it depends, if he kept coming back form “walks” with unexplained taco sauce stains on his shirts to arouse suspicion, maybe a tail would have been warranted, but otherwise, no, there has to be some level of trust.

Agreed.

“My husband claims he did not tell me about the taco truck because he was mad at me the day he learned about it, and then somehow “completely forgot about it””

I haven’t heard a single song by her, and know virtually nothing about either one of them, but you know what? Good for them for having a responsible and practical wedding. I hope it works out.

“I would’ve always preferred running over to the court house”

“state and federal law enforcement agencies would eventually execute more than 135 search warrants across the state”

They should have hired slime mold to lay out Beaverton, it would have done a better job. In fact, just bulldoze it, rename it Slime Mold, and give it back to the slime mold.

Or they could build a proper canal, as opposed to what they have now, which is essentially, a big ditch.

Well, at least you know the damn thing isn’t going to sink!

Still not ad dumb as a full sized ark.

“and question if these Mario-esque planters were the right way to spend funds during a difficult time”

Amazing!