Haha, the only duck I’ve ever had was the Arby’s duck sandwich.  I liked it though.

No. The present is dumb. Plus, I’m not taking orders from a cabbage.  Now where’s my onion?

*Ahem*

Lol, at this point, hardly anything “sends me into fits of excitement”. Maybe a bus nearly missing me or something...

As an old person, I’d like to take the opportunity to complain about people today using the term “hook up” as a euphemism for having sex. I mean, we used to just use this term to mean “meet up” in a nonsexual way. If somebody’s doing it, just say so, don’t use a overly general term as a dumb euphemism for something…

Every one I’ve ever been to was practically empty.

I mean, it would have been really convenient if things had worked out...

Oh, I thought it was a new one.  That sucks. I like those old ones.

“The China National Space Administration will launch a total of 11 missions to build the station”

Yeah, I’m not a fan of his movies, but I’ve never really heard anything bad about the guy.

You win! (and lose)

Well considering his options were:

So wait a minute. What if she had recognized him? Would she have seated him ahead of other people that had been waiting already? Because that would not be cool.  I’m not a Sandler fan, but I’ll give him props for simply going somewhere else instead of  using his celeb status to get a seat.

I guess the size would make them more dippable, but every time I’ve ever gotten wings they’ve come pre-sauced.

Yeah, me neither. I always go pick it up myself.

I really don’t get the appeal of wings anyway.  Tiny, bony, not very meaty, meh.

I’m fine with all this.  Maybe not the feet.

The KFC chicken sandwich is actually pretty good. Even though they pretty much copied the Popeye’s chicken sandwich, they at least got the size and thickness of the chicken patty right, something McDonald’s failed to do.

Isn’t Biden going to get on the phone with the AG and intervene on Giuliani’s behalf? I thought that was a normal thing the President does now. : P

Ahh, that’s the problem.  I’m not going to go out early in the morning and spray my weeds multiple days in a row. Not happening.