So I desperately tried to find a gif, and came up short. But I think the obvious solution here is Lane Kim's tearaway wedding dress from Gilmore Girls.

As long as her mom keeps her from the creepiness, I don't see what is different between her situation and that of child actors.

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

I was 35 when I finally got my Mom to stop buying me underwear and socks. Since she was retired, her Social Security money to buy me underpants and socks.

i wanna read the goop post on this.

Here's an idea: how about letting people wear what they like?

This is a poor man's Sheryl Crow.

I... I don't get it...

god shaving takes AGES. i still live at home and my mom gives me shit for long showers and i'm all BITCH I GOT SHIT TO DO IN THERE MAN

I would expect no less of Madam Dion.

Getting a pet to satisfy your desire for children is like getting Hot Wheels to satisfy your desire to be a race car driver.

I was walking home from the bar with some of my friends, and I'd bought a large thing of poutine for all of us to share while we walked home. It was a nice night, and all the bars were packed and there were lots of drunk people standing around on the street smoking and waiting to get into the bars. We walk by a clump…

They'll be bumping into each other at Starbucks, clutching 4'x4' whiteboards with preachy, over dramatic slogans on them. Any day now. But first American Apparel's gotta come out with some whiteboards that have "Navajo designs" on the back.

I do the laundry not to fulfill a female gender role, but because no one else living under this roof seems to even know where the washer and dryer are located. Whenever I find your sweaty, disgusting socks inside-out in the hamper, I want to shove them down your throat and smother you with a pillow. Feminism does not…

All of them make me want to cry. "I am better at mending?" Seriously? "I am so happy that you pay for my meal?"

Yeah, nice things for your partner are dandy—that's exactly what I did for my ex, all the while considering myself feminist. But he never did anything nice back. And that has been the template for thousands of years: women keep the world running with their endless drudgery, and in return we get a nice mention at…

There's something in the presentation here that seems more like a defense of gender roles, than a subversion of them. "Feminism doesn't mean never doing nice things for your partner," seems almost accusatory. And the guy gets to frame everything in terms of his feelings, whereas the woman has to frame everything in…

I'm sorry, but this inane as all hell.

Sometimes I like to surrender all my power to you in the relationship. Feminism doesn't mean equality. LMAO