I've seen a video of how this happens :( They lock horns during a fight for a mate and while stuck one of them gets attacked by wolves while the other one keeps fighting until, well... This. It's utterly horrific. Imagine getting in a fight with your friend over a girl in high school and then, after locking braces…

I hate it when that happens.

I can suggest many recipes! Pyragai, kotletai, vedarai, koldunai, blynai...

I was going to say, this is the most "Zoolander-y" high fashion shoot I have ever seen.

I'm so glad that Dr. Cash did this :) As a moral principle, no one should have to pay for reconstructive treatments after an attack. While our society doesn't yet recognize this, I'm glad that we have individuals who do and who volunteer their services.

Agreed - God is the real douchebag here. Like his omniscient ass didn't know exactly how this was going to go down.

Haha, I use "why do you hate freedom?" in the same way.

Can we get some kind of rigid guidelines determining if you're a bro or not? I'm tempted to try this app but I'm not sure if I'm a big enough bro yet.

But if they give it away for free, how will the dairy industry survive?!?!?

I was just going to post an eyeroll GIF before I remembered that I had this in my folder. This works, too.

At least Riley wasn't a choice. Anything is better than Riley, even Clem the Loose-Skinned Demon.

Are you like, new to gossip blogs as a concept, or just generally insufferable?

Did she really think she could goof around like her white, male coworkers in uniform and be subjected to the same lack of scrutiny? How dare she.

This is so much worse than all that raping that goes on in the military, amirite? She should be court-martialed immediately!

It's sad, but my first thought was "how has she found time to kill 22 people? She's only 19!"

When I first saw this on Twitter I thought it was about Ellen DeGeneres and I was very confused.

So the nasty part of me is a little bit:

Lots of folks have more than one father figure without one being gay. I.e. a biological dad, a step-dad.

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of breast