You fucking rule Spidey.

Wait, are there people who *don't* like Scrooged? That movie's a freakin' classic!

All I remember from that movie is the weird scene where the kids pay the babysitter to do a striptease. Weird stuff.

—Y'know what Jack Burton says at a time like this?
—Who?
—Jack Burton. *Me.*

When Sly Stallone becomes a voice of civility, we have truly entered a strange age.

I like the way you think.

Thank you kindly.

I really love how Brock has become more and more emotionally open since season 4.

I really hope that's addressed this season. I mean, they have to, right? I can't wait another three years to see what comes of that.

Holy crap, I completely forgot about that video. They really jumped the gun by putting that out when they did, didn't they?

I pray for Karma to kick his ass this season.

I remember that!

It almost got the prize for Best Use of a White Zombie Song in a Film Soundtrack, but that ultimately went to Beavis and Butthead Do America.

"Bowie miraculously rises from the grave, announces world tour!"

Yeah, I'm still missing Ramis…

Up until last year, Archie Comics' HQ was in Mamaroneck NY, so for me there was this hometown pride component in my Archie fandom. Also I related to Jughead's indifference to anything else but consuming burgers and milkshakes.

Ok, first off, hey y'all, I'm back!

So Fifty Shades with Courtney Love? Well, there's my nightmare fuel for the foreseeable future.

"He wants to be called "The Napster" now…"

Hey now…. The Italian Job remake was actually pretty tight.