PHRASING!…I think!

8 EPISODES?!

"He's a bi-racial angel!"

Even further, I loved the hushed conversation Ferrell and Wahlberg had at the funeral where they themselves point out how the stunt made no sense. So great.

"I did my first desk pop! That's a real thing right?"
"A desk pop?! No, that's not a real thing!"
"They were so convincing in their argument!!"

"You gotta creep, creep on this one."
"C'mon…"
"What?"
"You don't say 'Creep, Creep' unless you're making a TLC reference!"
"I swear to God, I got no idea what you're talking about."

GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT YOU PUNK ASS BITCH.

I'd love it if they could just retitle whatever the Hell they were working on and finish it. The PT demo gave me the fuckin' shakes man.

DUCK SEASON FIRE!!

I honestly think a lot of people either find it alien to their life experiences or if they do relate to it, they're really uncomfortable with relating to people who they find to be so objectionable.

Right?! How do you waste the wasting of your own life?! It sounds impossible and yet here we are, commenting on a Girls trailer when we're supposed to be… I dunno, having sex with a heavily tattooed partner on a couch with Adventure Time playing off a laptop in the background.

I definitely prefer Schumer over Dunham, but I will agree with you that the internet think pieces over praising her are insufferable.

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it."

I really want to believe that's true. I want to believe that some big Hollywood power deals were discusses and solidified over cups of shitty AA coffee.

You and I would've gotten along great when I was a freshman in college.

I remember that! They decided to drag their feet and put a freeze on "broken window" policing, and lo and behold it turned out to be a good thing.

I would say he was the good guy. He only told Mr. White about who he was because White had gone out of his way to save his ass.

Well none of these fuckers ever actually go to trial, so "trial by media" is what we settle with.

YES
YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I just watched Pontypool for the first time about month ago and was blown away by it. Such a great little gem of a film.