Now I just miss The Good Guys.

Upvoted for the endorsement of pastrami.

— KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!
— BATMAN DOESN'T HAVE NARDS!
— JUST DO IT!
(Kicks Batman square in the sac)
—…Whoah, Batman's got nards…

Hooray for acceptance!

*Sheepishly raises hand*

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he's dead. Dumbass ate a scorpion."

This is the shittiest part of that script Heather was reading at the end of New Nightmare.

Christopher Lee. Roddy Piper. Now Wes Craven. The Horror scene's been getting a shit hand this whole summer.

Okay the vast majority of these are awful, but that Michael Buble one just sounds hilarious, at least in tweet form.

I know, I got depressed the minute I finished typing it.

You make our house bleed right now!

They've been using "Down on The Street" a lot lately, so maybe expect to start seeing Iggy sporting a paunch soon enough.

NO. NOT SCHWIFTY.

Awww you remembered!

Wait, that's not how all friendships start? Whew boy, I've really been doing it wrong…

I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!!!

Dude, that exchange he and Will have right before he figures everything out? Classic.
"You showed me pictures of the first three families, knowing damn well I'd imagine families four, five, and six right?"
"YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT I DID AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!"

I admit to being one of the cult-like fans of Manhunter. Yes, a lot of back story was cut, but I do enjoy the way Dolarhyde was made to be this almost alien character. It made him a lot more mysterious and imho made the subplot with Reba even more touching. It was like he was this creature who was struggling to even…

Trust NO ONE! The day God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was born against one of them!

I see you've played the freelance game too.