There are sequels?!

Eh, it's also possible I'm just easily amused. I will freely admit that for every good creepy pasta story I've read/listened there are dozens that are absolute dreck. Most of them come off like some kid in junior high trying to be shocking by writing in a lot of gore and contrived dialogue thats supposed to be…

***Spoiler alert for anybody who hasn't checked out Ben Drowned yet***

That one involving Majora's mask fucked me up. It's ending was so subtle, and then when I realized what had really happened to the narrator I flipped.

Fully on board for the Osment-aissance.

We 've all been lied to!

** a distorted version of "I Try" blares off in the distance**

He took bartending lessons from Cosby.

Jeb, bubby, I'm your white knight!

"Wait KG, I need to buy my bitch back. Here's your smoke."
"Fuck you, gimme a dollar!"

"Gimme your wallet! Look at that! Still wanna be a super villain?"
"Well I do now, you have my wallet."

That makes two of us.

Agreed. It's just got this noisy, almost apocalyptic feel to it that really makes it stand out on Throwing Copper.

"Months of undercover work ruined! AUGGH, THAT'S SO RAVEN!"

I must confess that I was one of those kids who had a Boondocks Saints poster in his freshman dorm room, but I was always aware that it was shlock so I never forced it down anyone's throat.

"Do you want me to call the cops?"
"Do you want me to take my pants off and start the revolution?"

Gonna go watch F13 in her honor right now.

It's an evil fucking room.

There it is. That's what I would've written If I'd had brains.

"You got your 9/11 in my Benghazi!"