Nah man it means GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!

Didn't GWAR have another female member years ago? I'm not super well versed on their history, but I know I've seen footage of another female member consistently pop up in their early music videos/interviews.

Naw man it's Monday, if were Tuesday I'd— *checks calendar* oh what do ya know, it *is* Tuesday!

The part where you show up and start acting like a didactic prick towards anybody talking about it. See also: your high-horse routine on the newswire about Jon Stewart revealing why he decided to leave the Daily Show.

Jesus, that's depressing

Dude, don't even bother trying with his one. This guy and/or gal is easily one of the most humorless fuckers to stumble into the comments section in ages.

Gravity Falls: come for the fun supernatural hijinks, stay for Mabel's novelty sweaters.

….killer tofu?

At one point the cops came out and said that they didn't even have any evidence that the alleged rapist *exists.* Like scrappybilly said, it was a massive journalistic fuck up that gave victim blamers a whole new round of ammunition.

My favorite is that a thief stole his car, realized it belonged to Mr. Rogers, and returned it with a note essentially saying "Sorry, didn't know it was you."

That was also the plot for Joe Spinell's ill-fated attempt at a sequel to Maniac.

WRITE A BOOK ABOUT WHAT?!

Ah I thought that was Stewie.

WAIT WHAT? I have astigmatism too, I thought they could correct that as well! Fuck, I've been banking on getting lasik as soon as I could afford it. Fuck fuck fuck.

Aww man, don't sully the Monarch's good name by associating him with GamerGate goons.

So in terms of the AVC commentariat, if I piss of Guy Incognito II, I'm an SJW, and If I piss off Muwarr90, I'm an MRA. Cool. Got it.

Ahaha that fucking limp. I remember wondering how he could be such an effective mass murderer with a limp that bad. The guy's leg dragged behind him like it wanted to go the other way.

I'm actually a big fan of Craven's work but I walked out of that movie when Bug started talking to himself with all of his little voices. I totally agree that if he ever had an idea of how teenagers talked/acted, he lost it yeeeeeeeeaaaars ago.

I think I'm one of the three people who likes A Vampire in Brooklyn. The other two being the Lucas Brothers.

I prefer Shocker m'self.