Ooooh Potatoes, and molasses!/ If you can't seem 'em, put on your glasses…

"But Uncle, I don't understand. Was there even a murder?"
"Sure there was. Killed perfectly good weekend."

Haha yeah, somebody forgot to do their research on that one…

There it is again, what are you putting so much emphasis on the 'H'?

Yeah, The Ramones really don't get enough credit for how much they shook things up with their sound, particularly in the 80's when they tried to incorporate synths and hardcore elements.

"It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic… Ah what the heck, I'll laugh anyway." MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's the kind of laughter that turns into crying after a couple of seconds. Kinda like that flashback with Robin in Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker.

Eh, I gotta be honest, this sounds like ti could actually be pretty cool if its done right. I'm officially in the "wait and see" camp.

I think it's both endearing and sad that many of these Sony employees are just as fed up with the lack of creativity from their studio as the the general public is.

Who would do such a thing?!

Bobby Peru, like the country.

Even in bad movies, Nicolas Cage tends to shine.

Quiet , Ir! I'm transmitting rage…

I re-watched Above The Law recently, and it reminded me that there was a time when Seagal was charismatic enough that you forgot (or at least forgave) the fact that he couldn't act.

Jesus, it almost sounds like they deliberately went out of their way to adhere to every cliché.

I'm gonna go ahead and mentally emphasize the latter sentiment, because I do love the horror genre so much. It's kinda sad that this means There'll be a Ouija sequel, But I do like any sentiment that emboldens the genre as a great place for nascent filmmakers to cut their teeth.

Really? I mean, the ending was a major bummer, but it felt like a natural conclusion to all the disorienting madness that was happening up to that point.

… He's absolutely right!

"Hey Jesse, remember that fire we started in Chicago?"

I just said in the last newsier about this that I was afraid Universal wanted Frankenstein to be their Hulk and all that, and now I feel as though someone at Universal read that thread and went "Hey… not bad."