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Shhhhhhh! Don't say it's name! We all agreed never to speak it again!!!

Nailed it. That's exactly what these ought to be. Now as to whether or not they'll actually try to make them scary, we'll have to wait and see.

You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim! Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor…

WOLFMAN DOESN'T HAVE NARDS!!

I know, and that's what's got me preemptively pissed. Universal definitely wants to turn Frankenstein's Monster into their Hulk, Dracula into their Tony Stark, etc. I just want a universe of HORROR MOVIES for fucks sake.

Good question. The best guess that I could come up with is the fact the fact that Creepypasta stories are by and large complete and utter crap, with the occasional gem shining through.

I fucking love that story. The ending is so perfect.

—Why are you talking like that?
— I thought you wanted me to!
— No, I don't want you to.
— Suit yourself, I'm easy.

I'm just hoping they don't try to turn them all into virtuous heroes.

"Oh Leonard, please don't kill me with that hammer!"

Holy shit, one of my favorite actors goes apeshit in the music video for my favorite song off the new Deerhoof album. This makes me very happy.

(Through gritted teeth) We agreed not to talk about that anymore…

Ha, I remember watching this back in the day. I love how El Hefe just wanders in looking for a toilet.

BRING ON THE PUPPETS! I loves puppets! Snuffelupagus FUCKS MY SHIT UP.

The Dad's looks of concern are what sell it. This is brilliant.

YES WE DO!!

He'll make it out……………..

It's all right, he could always try to make a JAILBREAK.

BIG GUN
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