This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

Fired just for “piece of”? I’ve been calling him a “sack of” for a while now, and now realize that I should have passed “giant barrel of” a couple of months ago and should be in “mile long freight train full of” territory by now.

The problem is that a Trump is a pile of shit, not a piece of shit.

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.

she’s also a teenager who makes nonsensical decisions with an uncompletely developed brain.

So, the GOP are fine with using Trump’s incompetence at being president as a defense. The USA is being led by someone who is openly deemed incompetent by his own administration and party.

“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

What’s old is new again.

I call bullshit. No one is glad to be on a plane with Ted Cruz.

...Dafuq

potty talk

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

People in public office don’t swear an oath of loyalty to their bosses. They swear an oath of loyalty to defend and uphold the US constitution, dammit.

This whole time I’ve genuinely thought that the Russia thing was being blown way out of proportion, and even all the new revelations have appeared to show more that Trump desperately wants Russia to like him, and with his obviously poor judgment he is so fucking dumb he refuses to accept that anyone could view what he…

Just like Donald, they act all macho in their safe spaces, then fold like napkins the second they encounter resistance.

Seriously, I would have loved to see another network claim this interview. Eric and Con Jr weren’t quite as aggressive when talking to GMA yesterday... although Con Jr’s “you make fun of his twitter, but he’s always proven right” was a good laugh to start off my morning.

How does that old saying go again?: “The “dead-eyed sociopath” doesn’t fall far from the “dead-eyed sociopath” ..tree?”

So he’s had dementia for the 40 years (give or take) that he’s been in the public eye (no doubt before that).