Or a tactic that some co-workers and I pulled on a particularly despotic and paranoid boss - we moved things around his office every so slightly during his week off. Put his stapler in the left drawer instead of the right. Switched positions of his family and “charity golf foursomes” around on his bookcase. Moved a…

Harder to tell when he’s staring at dude butts

Our Lt. Gov who’s running the primary for Gov now, just had an ad on tv yesterday (I can’t find it online) that was all the usual stuff until the end. He ended it by saying “I’m Ralph Northam, and I think Donald Trump is a narcissistic maniac.”

Get some Arab moms to welcome him.

Just wanna say that if I were Huma I’d send back my divorce papers with a note that just said “Humad?”

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

Dear Kellyanne,

You are an inspiration. Thank you for your service.

I feel as though we have been living the plot of some dramatic film for the last few weeks. But all this is true.

Two Corinthians, one cup.

I thought that the Trump Administration WAS “The National Organization for Toddler Smoking & Puppy Murder”?

And Trump continues the job of dismantling the United States government and the effectiveness of all it’s agencies and institutions. It’s almost like he is working on behalf of some hostile foreign power determined to destroy the United States.............

Well she has been personally taking care of the opioid epidemic for the last few weeks...

Did someone leave a bowl of Dippin’ Dots on the podium?

You gotta lead with the shitty one, duh. Do you even negotiate, bro?

Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions III is worse than Betsy DeVos.

Meanwhile, at today’s meeting on feline health care.

Literally nobody here is disagreeing with the point that circumcising babies’ penises is problematic at best, since babies are incapable of giving consent. What people are disagreeing with is your insistence that there is no difference between circumcising a penis and “FGM,” a term that includes clitoridectomy, not…