What I do is I authorize my military. We have the greatest military in the world and they’ve done a job as usual. We have given them total authorization and that’s what they’re doing, and frankly thats why they’ve been so successful lately.

Sooo they’re trying to block abortion by denying funds used for contraception, which is actually the most efficient way to *prevent* abortions. This “pro-life” movement is not really about preventing abortions. It’s about (and always has been about) policing the sexual behavior of women and limiting their family…

“The Obama administration’s rule emboldened abortion providers like Planned Parenthood women, empowered federal bureaucrats women, and silenced our states us men in the process,” Ernst said in a statement. “Today’s action restores states’ men’s rights over a Washington-knows-best mentality women.”

The brown and the white sections are too close together, Trump prefers to keep them separate.

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

RIP, Charlie! I know when you get to heaven, Prince will welcome you with open arms. And pancakes!

SOME FRIES BITCH! lol idk why

Scandal: No one can ever top these ridiculous plot lines!

I can only wish for such arrogance.

This testimony yesterday is telling. Partly because of what it says, but maybe more because Senate Republicans didn’t try to stop it, or really challenge it, or hold a press conference to say it is false.

You managed to evolve from being on the fence to being a death penalty supporter in three sentences. I’m going to have to call sentence #1 a total fucking lie.

Well then you do know where you stand on the death penalty.

Let’s not do conservatives’ job by playing into the idea of good & bad immigrants. I understand the temptation to, but it shouldn’t cause any less outrage if they were working blue-collar jobs.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

If she is working within the White House on matters related to her father’s Presidency she is acting as an agent of the Executive Branch and thus in a position over which her dad has ultimate authority.

It’s real simple.

“The Dakota Pipeline is filled with oil and ready for service” is also how Donald tells Melania he’s horny.

Speaking of water, can we get a post tonight on the huge court settlement that happened today as it relates to the Flint Water Crisis?