I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

Trigger Me Elmo

I’m disappointed by the amount of bootlicking cop apologists in these comments. People are sick of violent, racist, corrupt cops committing crimes like murder and getting away with it. Combined with so much other shit going on, they’re at a breaking point. They want systemic change for the better. And how are people…

“A riot is the language of the unheard”

NO ONE should be using this word yet we reward some people with million of dollars for the continued use and distribution of this word.

Absolutely ridiculous. This car looks like other cars. They are trying too hard and need to try again, even harder this time. Lately this car company has been getting better but now they’ve gone and messed it all up. Listen to me, my opinion is correct because I own an older car which was the best of its kind. Now my…

Yes, thank you. I’ve been continuing to visit the G/O sites because I like a lot of the writing and the comment sections (trolls and racists notwithstanding). But fucking hell has it gotten significantly worse over the last couple of months. Say it with me now, G/O:

I love you guys and I love this site, but you occasionally choose very curious hills to die on. It’s 2019, kids: Steve Kerr is not the problem. Let’s try to keep our eye on the ball. 

It’s always fun to hold someone to standards they set for themselves. Congratulations, you and Clay Travis agree on something.

I just find it hilarious how people mis-characterize these issues. This is simple: When Steve Kerr speaks about gun violence, Trump, racism these are viewed within the prism of the the United states and America culture, domestic issues. They are also viewed as the opinions of Steve Kerr and Steve Kerr alone. Darryl…

Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Shouldn’t The Most Dangerous App be one that hunts you for sport?

Michael = Would flip-flop based on the last person he talked to and be so scared to choose for himself he would just close his eyes and press a random button/lever or fill in a random circle while covering his eyes.

DC and Houston are actually more appropriate than their NFL counterparts.

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”

Deadspin is so weird sometimes.

This is a pathetic, embarrassingly bad post. Fails on every level: journalism, satire, humor. I mean, it’s not even good trolling. It’s like a bratty kid who just learned a new curse word and wants to try it out.

To think this is the site that claims the moral and intellectual high ground against every other media…