This is so messed up.

I can’t wait for when the March for Life in 1 week also gets a story

Will this come with 2 controllers? Or will siblings be forever forced to wait until the older one dies.

They used to have a good port of Mega Man 2 on iPhone... WHAT HAPPENED???

When video games are the same as the environment

This is actually a terrible argument. Mario saving the princess is the premise of every Mario game. It’s what he as a character does.