Honestly this is the version I watched last night. Loved every minute of it. 

Eh, we all know that Patrick is the one that drives that relationship.

From what I recall, Drive Angry has one of those

Brokeback Mountain?

Eh, not really. We did go to theaters in the 90s, we watched Skinemax (sometimes scrambled, sometimes not, but we were laser focused either way), found all the early internet porn depositories...

I don’t think Cavill’s trying to represent our whole generation as puritans, he’s just saying he doesn’t like unnecessary…

Yeah, I think Oppenheimer may have been the last movie I’ve seen with nudity in it. My sense is that sex scenes are pretty rare. And we don’t see the thing that was common years ago, where there is nudity that truly seems to come out of nowhere, like in Swordfish.

I think the generational difference is the opposite - people who grew up with access to Internet porn find the nudity in an R rated movie quaint. 

Mr & Mrs. Smith (the movie), James Bond’s Golden Eye? Do you have more of those choreograph sex fight scene?

How about choreograph sex fight scene? Tell me you at least didn’t curious about that.

Talk about throwing around the ol’ pigskin!

I mean, this just sounds like a matter of taste. I happen to enjoy highly choreographed fight scenes, and I’m perfectly fine if they go up to 10 minutes long. I also think the element of conflict in a fight scene makes them inherently more compelling than a sex scene. Which is probably why, outside of porn, you don’t…

Still, it was an unconventional choice for ‘Babe 2: Pig in the City’.

It’s pretty clear this isn’t talking about a well choreographed fight scene. They’re talking about an over-choreographed and gratuitous fight scene--which there’s a whole lot of out there.

I’m pretty sure Girls Gone Wild would’ve been pretty pointless without the nudity.

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If you don’t understand the difference between gratuitous sex and a well choreographed fight then what are you even doing here?

What’s also not needed are those highly choreographed fight scenes that seem to go on for eternity. The way they’re depicted, it seems so improbable that any part of these fights could go past 10-seconds before someone needs an ambulance. Are either one of these guys asking themselves, “Does this 8-minute fight…

I enjoyed it, and I didn’t hate the twist, but holy cow that blonde wig on BDH just did not look good at all. That was something that took me out of the film for a bit, and was hard as hell to not seem weird. Considering she was a redhead in her spy life, why was there a need for a blonde wig?

Yeah this just seems like a plot point. Unless it’s like a full-on Sixth Sense-level twist that truly changes everything that’s come before, marketing it as some sort of mind-bender seems like a bad idea once people have actually seen it.

All they had to do was *not talk about a twist at all*. I guess they never considered not putting that idea in potential audiences’ heads.