“ Okay Boomer I get it ..no doggy style and you have to be on top. Why does the ceiling keep lighting up like that?”
Mangini In A Bottle
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Really good at parroting back the last thing you said.
dis·crim·i·na·tion
Brother, thats an article about how murder was used by conspiracy theorists. Having a wikipedia article BECAUSE some asshole said Hillary murdered you is different than her murdering someone significant enough to have a Wikipedia article
Replace the word “lemon” with “penis” and read it again to gain a better measure of life’s futility.
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Right, we were talking about the NBA playoffs, not the NHL.
Try replacing “Republican” with “Black” and see if you would still type half of your comment.
Canadian drivers: annoyed by left-lane hogs, but too polite to shoot them down.
His hooking up with starlets and SI swimsuit models inspired everyone in the organization to date a public figure (but at their own level), like a minor league journeyman courting Miss Iowa 1993 or Don Zimmer trying to get with Shelley Winters.
Billy Ray Johnson, 58, and Michael Blake Pinkerton, 34
“Guess he’s not a gunslinger.” - Gruden
Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”
It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.
Wow why the hate? Is scrolling past an article or author you don’t care for that difficult?
Actually the response from 911 was “Oh honey, I don’t come right away, you gotta work for that”