I know. It’s Assad day.

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Every time people say things like this, they prove they’re conservative. What is so terrifying about a single-payer healthcare system or universal education?

You wouldn’t call Nier, Watch Dogs, and FF15 grim?

Too many women, especially women of color, have had a lifetime of practice taking precisely these kinds of indignities in stride,” Clinton said.

The dark horse option is they just follow George Thorogood on tour and play wherever he is for a few years.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

I think the consensus is Republicans literally have no bill writers anymore. They spent the last 10 years shouting ‘NO!’ and flat out forgot how legislation works.

Believe me, I’m not knocking Kirk. He’s both the best we’ve got and the best we CAN get. Iowa is not a destination job, and I’m well aware of that. I’m only bitching because the buyout is a never-ending source of jokes.

Amen. And here, I can only laugh at the jokes about our coach’s awful, historically bad buyout clause. AGAIN.

Discreet fuckboy golf clap earned

D.B. Pooper

“Since it’s the Head Coach’s wife we have to be delicate. Now the BDSM Coach’s wife, totally different story.”

“Elliott, mesmerized, confessed he’d never considered cropping a shirt from the top before.”

It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.