This is the joke though.

Russ is the MVP. The only argument I will even consider is somebody who says LeBron is the better player and is most likely saving his legs for the playoffs. That’s it. Special K is amazing, but this is Westbrook’s award.

It needs curtains.

what if lorde is the robot

“It is part of my compensation.” my head explodes. You understand how stupid this is right?

Why should workers?

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

They started from the fact that there were too many students in America who did not have equal access to education.

I always knew you were kinda dumb, but I never knew you were this dumb.

From Boston we have Gammons, Shaughnessy and the unbeatable Jacki Mac...

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…

Simmer down BrunerBrunerToo. No one is talking about “rejecting” anyone. It’s great that fear has forced you all to finally give a damn about people darker shades than you (although I’m willing to bet dollars to doughnuts you people don’t actually care, but lets not confuse the argument). Welcome. Only thing is, you…

“I would rather have circuses without bread than bread without circuses.” — Paleo Thomas Jefferson

I’m at work right now but I’m claiming SuperSaiyan420BlazeitBattleDonger

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

I’m blocking you now.

i know this is meant to be a smug “you caused trump,” but if the author lives in nyc (and I think he does!), then he had absolutely no influence on the election at all. she already won the popular vote. she already (almost certainly) won the district in which the author would be voting.
 

0/10. Gizmodo (first on your list if you don’t count the shut down website) posted about the Chicago torture thing (not to be be confused with the Idaho torture thing) a half an hour before your moaning about lack of coverage.