Not to say that they shouldn’t fight for both, but it’s a hell of a lot easier to fight for social rights when you’re not worried about your economic standing.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

Nah, he’s taking a lesson from PEOTUS and keeping everyone in suspense until the last minute. Plus, it takes time to get all the FEMA coffins trucked into place, the internment camps built in the Mojave, and the contracts lined up with the scrap steel recyclers for all the grabbed guns.

Might I suggest bathing in a burning septic tank? Yes, I might and I do.

this is like that scene in gladiator when joaquin phoenix has russel crowe take off his mask and the camera just slowly zooms in on joaquin phoenix’s lip for the next two hours

Thank you, at least someone here cares about sports

I come to this website for SPORTS only... what is the score of the game? That’s all I want to know...

Here’s one really good litmus test: avoid people who interview you with litmus test questions.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Over-tagging the joke is what killed my comedy career too

Mike Leach gave us his thoughts on bunting.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Stick around A.J. I don’t even care that you ruined Deadspin. Good to see you back.

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

You write like a first year Lit. major.

Trigger anyone? You’re the guy begging for a safe space.

Just don’t click on them. That easy.

Both sides have a lot of work to do, you guys. Both the president elect of the United States of America, and a person who made a comment on a blog.

Bullshit write up on this.

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.