How about a phone that only texts in all caps?
Mangini In A Bottle
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We should send this into space for aliens to find.
Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.
The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.
In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.
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If you keep rinsing your toothbrush in the toilet and blame elves every time...
Last night, the hidden factions of white supremacy fully emerged, though we know they were never really hidden. You…
This is an especially idiotic hot taek.
It primary wasn’t fucking rigged. Just like the general wasn’t rigged. We apparently need to better realize that a large group of people exist outside the internet realm we spend our time and there are more of them.
It’s an unedited copy of the closed captioning. We’ll get a cleaned up version, I’m sure, but in the meantime, these aren’t Deadspin’s errors. They’re the closed captioner’s errors. I mean, except for the parts that aren’t sentences and/or don’t make sense, that’s all Donald.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Hey, it looks like early results have Nixon ahead.
Please stay on topic in Jaguars Junction.
Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.
C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.
Oh man, my Dad sure loves a twist ending. Best way to finish, in my opinion.
My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…
Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.
The last Grand Slam to silence so many in Cleveland was a case of botulism at Denny’s.
If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead