i appreciate when athletes gut it out for their team. i do the same thing at work. like last week when i suffered a compound fracture to my femur as well as a serious head injury while i was trying to roller blade down the stairs. within an hour of the horrific injury i was in a team meeting coughing up blood and…

I think the most shocking aspect the photos reveal is that Kipnis’ ankle is Canadian.

Good to see that Tim Tebow isn’t the only one walking around with single A written all over him.

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

Refrain heard through spin room in St. Louis ‘Trump has stopped the bleeding’

To be fair, “Spin Room” is way less cumbersome a phrase than “That place in which members of the credentialed media actively seek to be lied to and present scripted responses as genuine reactions to an audience who should know better than to think they’re being informed.”

You poor little baby. Don’t worry, Cletus, when Trump loses, you won’t be assaulted anymore. Your delicate little eyes will be spared any political reporting.

No.

I’ve said this from the beginning: this election has never been close. The fact that very predictable swings in polling, particularly post-conventions, brought the polls close to (but never reaching) a dead heat in fact demonstrates that this election has always been in the bag for Democrats. Remember, Romney was…

Now THIS is good Kinja.

Patriots IT Guy - “Not sure what the problem is, maybe we can try bouncing the server.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

You guys aren't understanding him. What YupTwins is saying is that the years of articles that Drew has wrote, either involving or being specifically about his children were made up just for this instance to push his East Coast liberal agenda.