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"The turf down there is terrible. It'€™s terrible. It'€™s just inconsistent. It'€™s all the little trays of grass and some of them are soft and some of them are firm and they don't all fit well together"

• Jerry Nuefeld, self-described Ravens' superfan from Cockeysville, MD, shirtless and in front of his garage this morning as terrified children passed by on their way to school.

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Chid and Jay Sanin.

I'm writing a screenplay called "Marmy & Ek", it's about two fun-loving detectives who solve crimes all day and make love (not to each other, to hot babes) all night. Also they are geniuses and really good at MarioKart

I hope when this story is fully 'vetted, we all get the truth and nothing but the truth.

Without getting into a huge semantic discussion about where the line should be drawn that determines the difference "passive" and "active" fandom, I'm glad we can agree that that there is some form of ongoing football fandom (for example, receiving unsolicited information about a team in which one has a pre-existing…

Me: Tony, what do you think of the Bucs this season?

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invoking Hitler automatically wins an argument

Did you actually read this? He's blaming the poor attendance on racist southern whites, not blacks. He is making the observation that much of the population that attends the game is black and he goes on to say that this makes southern whites uncomfortable (which he describes as "racist garbage").

Levenson's family was also in the process of having him declared incompetent due to dementia, based on his continued insistence that Hawks' fans were real.

Try taking your belt and gloves off, that might help you sleep.

Yeah, just wait.

If it were me, I'd publish it so the whole world could know what a piece of shit he is.

First of all, Adam, it's not called a "ring". It's called a "bridle". And that's not where it goes.

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Better on your torso than inside it, I guess.