Chances are that if you've eaten it, you'll end up wearing it later. No sense in buying the shirt.

Jameis Winston: [comes over to see what teammates are looking at]

Ew. Quit being gross, or go away.

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Way to stay on top of things, EA.

Johnny Cleveland already describes a sexual act in which you're just about to finish, but instead, your condom falls off, so you pull out and don't even get close to having sex again for 20 or 30 years.