+1

Besides Harvilla, I think Drew is the resident giant on Deadspin’s staff, so that’s probably actually accurate.

+1

A booster step?! You see, this is why no one respects women’s athletics.

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this is a test post on deadspin

Okay, I know it’s Friday, but it’s already DUAN?!

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I promise you, there are zero jocks here. Underemployed lawyers who are absolutely billing for time spent here? You bet. But we’re honestly a bunch of nerds.

What do you mean, partially disrobe?

...on the other hand, there is something to be said for proofreading the use of appropriate articles before words when you’re trying to appeal to the utility of long-form by mocking someone’s comment history, unless you are also trying to sound vaguely Russian in so doing, which, in case you were wondering, nyet, I…

I realize that, given your utterly stellar commenting history, this may come as a shock to you, but there is some merit to composition and throughness in a longer form, rather than just shitting out of your fingertips and calling it day.

Yes, after reading all the feedback about your comment, it is definitely the fault of the people reading the comment, and not the deliberately-obtuse, self-congratulatory comment that was the issue here. Thanks for stopping by.

[psssst nobody tell this guy that they had a whole Summer Olympics in fuckin’ CHINA and televised it, that’ll blow his mind]

So uh, how’d that work out for him

What the fuck, bro? Jesus fucking Christ, is there no vetting/editing going on at CaptMurmur’s brain/reading comprehension? I mean, this is a fucking bad comment, you moron! And it’s completely wrong. The commenting is insipid and stupid and was clearly done without paying one iota of attention. You just wrote a…

Wow, you’ve been making stupid comments for this long?

Great reporting, Ben.

What?

Look, from what I hear from Yeezy anyway, no one man should have all that power.