Almost but not quite as hilarious as Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry. PLEASE, CAN WE HAVE THIS?

I demand a spinoff of Lafayette starting a tarot/psychic reading buisness and Pam doing something fantastic like a fangtasia chain

Duh make up is part luck and mostly skill. Just like any skill some people may want to invest in it , while others may not and just like any skill it shouldnt be asked to be displayed when not relevant. You wouldnt ask a person recruiting for army to be good in chess, so why does an IT programmer have to be pretty.…

Inconsolable, but happy to settle for Anderson Cooper.

Shorter hypocritesSUCK: Now that I've condescended to deem you black women marginally attractive, can you get on with sucking my dick already?

Maybe it was Hugo. Oops! Will speaking that name summon him like Candyman or Bloody Mary?

SOME men are that transparent. They are just looking for the easy lay with the vapid girl. I feel sad for you when you say you're less valued because you're not conventionally attractive. I'm sure it feels that way, but that's not really true, is it. You said you weren't looking for a hook up, And probably projected…

I kind of had a reality check last night. It was my friends birthday and I agreed to be the designated driver so she could go out and have fun. She's a beautiful woman, truly. She KNOWS she's beautiful, and it's not about confidence but rather arrogance. I think she has a good heart but I also think she's…

Of course there are lots of black people who are aware of how black women are treated within their own culture and are critical of it, the point I'm making is that they don't make nearly the same amount of noise about that as they do when white people do commit some perceived transgression...and that's what's…

I can't do "selfies". I always end up looking like something Buffy Summers would have to kill. :/

And he and Joanne Woodward seemed like they had such a lovely marriage. And a philanthropist? And those eyes. I feel in love with him when I was 7 and saw Butch Cassidy and was DEVASTATED when I realized he was already an old man.

There was a time when "stepping out" meant cheating on your partner. That was back in the days when "red" meant Commie, not Republican.

the customary postcoital, five-course lunch following an illicit afternoon assignation

Welp, there goes my dream of becoming a pampered Italian mistress.

Wow I honestly did not think Robin Thicke could do anything else to make me hate him more but it would see there are ends to depths of his abilty to inspire visceral disgust and rage.

I'm having a major case of second-hand embarrassment for Miley.

Probably rubbing the foam finger between her legs and sticking her tongue out. Or rubbing her ass on Robin "I'm Married So I Can't Objectify Women" Thicke's crotch.

It depends.

I know a couple married 35 years. He wants a divorce after years of emotional abuse and at least one confirmed affair but won't leave her because in our state she qualifies for lifetime alimony. This, even though after paying for her to get a license in massage, one to become an esthetician, another to do nails,…