I can't do "selfies". I always end up looking like something Buffy Summers would have to kill. :/

And he and Joanne Woodward seemed like they had such a lovely marriage. And a philanthropist? And those eyes. I feel in love with him when I was 7 and saw Butch Cassidy and was DEVASTATED when I realized he was already an old man.

There was a time when "stepping out" meant cheating on your partner. That was back in the days when "red" meant Commie, not Republican.

the customary postcoital, five-course lunch following an illicit afternoon assignation

Welp, there goes my dream of becoming a pampered Italian mistress.

Wow I honestly did not think Robin Thicke could do anything else to make me hate him more but it would see there are ends to depths of his abilty to inspire visceral disgust and rage.

I'm having a major case of second-hand embarrassment for Miley.

Probably rubbing the foam finger between her legs and sticking her tongue out. Or rubbing her ass on Robin "I'm Married So I Can't Objectify Women" Thicke's crotch.

It depends.

I know a couple married 35 years. He wants a divorce after years of emotional abuse and at least one confirmed affair but won't leave her because in our state she qualifies for lifetime alimony. This, even though after paying for her to get a license in massage, one to become an esthetician, another to do nails,…

IT IS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY. MEN ARE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 7, WOMEN ARE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 9.

Sorry boys but you'll never be as good as New Edition.

Plaza/Poehler/Jones Slumber Parties!?

I hate him. So I have to give the show writers MAD FIST BUMPS. Because he soooooo embodies that guy. The NPR interview scene just killed me. So fucking perfect, man.

If it ain't BAROQUE, don't fix it, amirite ladies???

COMMANDER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR UNIFORM???

Wait, that one with the dopey hat is supposed to be the cute one? I don't get it.