Maybe Jennifer Aniston gained weight because she was living off KALE for her last movie. So she wanted to eat some cheetos. Good for her.

Maybe someone should start making porn FEATURING pies. Like oh, yea...action plus, then a cut to a recipe for strawberry hand pies. Everything might be sexier with a slice of Mexican chocolate cream pie with fresh bourbon whipped cream. Yum. Plus maybe they could run ultra edited versions on the Food Network.

Alexander Skarsgard and Idris Elba. I just started watching True Blood at the beginning of the summer. My goodness, Skarsgard is a tall drink of water. I've had a crush on Elba since The Wire. Umm, yeah someone needs to find a way for the two of them to be half naked in a field, or working out, or something together.…

Hi, I went through the same process with my son when he was 18 months old. (I had a friend of a friends who was an ABA therapist, so...) Anyway, you should get his name on a list to be seem by a developmental pediatrician. That may take awhile. Maybe up to a year. In the interim, contact your local school system.…

Nope...two kinds of people: my kind and assholes. Pink Flamingos>math:)

I saw them as an opening act for Rufus Wainwright. in 2001. Fantastic show. I had really wanted to see Rufus play, and flew from Hotlanta to Chicago to see him live. It was one of my top 10 concerts. I'm glad their finally getting recognized in a big way.

Also... is it possible that he has a different relationship to being smacked into the fucking ground than we do...or that he has a secret death wish...or something.

I know I'm going to curb this, but...my five year old has a new catchphrase: oh no she didn't. No more cookies; oh no she didn't. Classmate won't share her cheetos; oh no she didn't. It's almost as good as when my little brother would say "what about me, what about my needs?" to EVERYTHING.

Maybe he can sue Miley Cyrus and get his haircut back, too. She can sue Pink...Pink can go after Justin Bieber, and eventually Bridget Nielson can fund a fun time comeback.

Oooh, I'll have to check that out.

Thanks! I live in Atlanta now. There's a scene here; I just don't know anyone in it. I'm definitely going to sign up for a class now.

How did you get started then? Was there an open call or did you have friends that were dancers? I joke a lot in my posts, but I've actually been interested in burlesque for a while now. Any information is appreciated:)

I'm thinking about taking a burlesque dance class. Has anyone here taken one before? I kind of love the idea of it even though I have almost no rhythm. It's kind of sad...On my own, the best dancing I can muster is like Morrissey circa "Boy with the Thorn in his Side". I mean, I've got that down pat. I think it be…

Black Matter...is that a precursor to Frank Ocean's Pink Matter? I'm envisioning a vellum songbook that calls for both a glockenspiel and Andre 3000. It's a good song, but harder to strip to...

And is Mr. Kravitz bringing us a platter of fried chicken? Be still my beating heart.

Eh, his sexuality is HIS own. Who am I to say how he should feel or to whom he should be attracted. Shit, rock your muumuus, be as queeny, or butch, or femme, or fierce, or whatever. Love who you want; fuck who you want. Choices, everyone, it's pretty great!

Ladies, ALWAYS keep a job. Even if you are only working the most minimal number of hours...10-15 hours a week. Even if you are paying someone the same amount to work your children while you are away. Even if you fucking hate your job....

Mariah's closet is literally my mother's dream for me. We've been talking about that episode of Cribs since it aired. So many cute ass shoes. So few opportunities to be completely, over the tippity top glammed up.

Maybe he doesn't know what words mean. Sometimes my five year old tries to make arguments using words that pop up in our "word of the day" app. Nice try, but...

It's the hair...