@mtfmuffins: Ooh, a strongly worded letter! That oughta teach 'em!

@jimt222001: Teabagger or industry schill? Placing all bets!

@shimanopower: Oh, not this OBAMA'S HITLER!!! bullshit again. Give it up.

@shimanopower: More blind faith in free markets that aren't really free. How depressingly predictable. You would have bitched about Roosevelt's trust busting in the early 20th century too, I'll bet. "Trying to break up monopolies with the gubbamint! That thar Teddy is one of them comm-u-nists!"

@FritzLaurel: It's a great name for a pole dancer, but a public relations official, not so much.

Less talk, more action, idiot. All the lip service in the world isn't going to keep Google from making its deal with Verizon. Take meaningful steps to prevent it.

@ziffelbat: We're not talking hippy utopias here. We're talking true democracy, the kind of freedom that this country is supposed to embrace. America talks a big game about the importance of free expression, but recent moves to destroy net neutrality prove that it's just that: talk.

@JBaker1225: The government should have nothing to do with marriage in the first place. Government-sanctioned marriages are by their very nature discriminatory, offering tax breaks to couples at the expense of singles.

@iphone_myphone: They'll let them fuck donkeys next! Oh, the horror!

@Ejody: Your own agenda is asinine. There's a clear separation of church and state in this country, and that's what this boils down to. I could care less who fucks who, but the core argument against gay marriage was, is, and will always be "the Bible tells me so," or fudged statistics clandestinely supporting that…

@Brian Richards: Starting to now, yes. I could cry.

@ziffelbat: Yeah, because the ISPs have been SO EAGER to bring high-speed internet to the sticks in the past. No thanks, we heard this line in the 1990s when they wanted big tax breaks in exchange for building broadband infrastructure. They got the tax breaks, but we didn't get the infrastructure!

WHAT?!

@slickrick23: Decent? Holy shit, HAL didn't have specs that high. What the hell kind of application would you need that requires SIX GIGS of memory? Are you planning to make Pixar movies on the go? I'm probably behind the times here, but damn.

This is what I imagine Maggie Simpson looks like under the sleeper. Try getting those thoughts out of your head! HAW HAW HAW!

Well, on the plus side, I'm sure this is the first time a FoxConn worker has felt giddy about anything.

@TechniMyoko: You'll watch it, and you won't be able to UNWATCH it!

@Faxmonkey: I spend a lot of time eating edible bras.

@Faxmonkey: Ginger-mint. What, you didn't see it listed there?

Man, the last time I bought stolen property, all I got was a lecture from the judge and twenty hours of community service.