@Belgand: LAXATIVE LOG!

@illiniphase4: Shit man, I've done it all... fanzines, web sites, comics, games, video reviews, you name it. I've done pretty much everything that made other people famous, but it never works out for me. Now I just settle for inactivity... it achieves the same results without the effort.

@Neri: Like I said, I don't mind that they're making money. It's just the immensity of the franchise that's hard for me to accept. Maybe it's jealousy, perhaps it's not even logical, but it's how I feel.

@N-Robes: I guess that's the thing that gets under my skin... the fact that it's grown into this huge franchise. I liked it better when it was just two guys covering (and mocking) the video game industry. Now they've got "business development representatives" and layers of organization and probably a board room too.…

@illiniphase4: I don't mind that they're making money... but why does it have to be so much?!

No shirt, no shoes, no shame, no service.

@solidunit: Sure, but not officially. The one really infuriating thing about the iDevice line is that the potential to accept input from other controllers EXISTS, but Apple won't take advantage of that functionality. This makes a significant majority of games on the system frustratingly hard to play, especially…

@Spidery_Yoda: Can you play them with a controller? Please oh please say yes!

@Unsub: Japanese developers seem to get things right more often than not, although there have of course been exceptions. Case in point: King of Fighters XII, which felt like half a game. That was an isolated incident, though... most of the software that comes from Japan is remarkably tight.

@Unsub: But it's not a perfect game either. You can't give a game a ten out of ten when it's this messed up. I'm a little more understanding about the hyperbole surrounding Super Mario Galaxy 2, because I can trust that game to be polished. It's highly unlikely that there will be any horrifying love children of…

Wow, this is an awfully fucking buggy game for all the tens it's been getting from game sites. Invisible characters, freaky mutants straight out of the teleporter in The Fly... what's it going to take before people start reviewing Rockstar's games sensibly? Having their Xbox 360s explode?

Yeah, piracy. It had absolutely nothing to do with your comical arrogance or the system's obvious design flaws or those asinine advertisements starring racist stereotype squirrels or the viral video with the hip hop bozos shouting "All I Want For XMas Is A PSP, Yo! I'm wiggity-wiggity-white!" Nothing is ever your…

@Stealth_chill: "Why didn't somebody TELL me my ass was so big?!"

I know what the kid is saying!

@Destati: "Why is there a diaper on the lamp?"

Yep, the franchise is officially milked at this point.

@twinturbo2: It doesn't mean I have to like it either. Activision made a huge mistake in not including a single player mode in that demo. It negatively affected my opinion of the game.

@twinturbo2: Yes. I hated it. It would have helped if the demo had a single player mode so you could acclimate yourself to the gameplay, but nope... it's online only, with cyborgs for opponents. It's hard to judge a game objectively when you're being thoroughly humiliated by it, but what I saw just left me with the…

Are you going to finish that red crusty thing?

Nintendo haters be hatin'. When all is said and done, this weak WipeOut clone will be lucky to sell even a small fraction of the copies that Mario Kart Wii sold. This commercial overcompensates harder than a middle aged man with a Ferrari in his garage and a Vienna Sausage between his legs.