@Kolian: I'd star you if I had a star to give.

@PsychoNun: To illustrate my point, here is the sentence "Mario is the star of a popular video game" translated to both Spanish and Italian.

@PsychoNun: I have a Columbian cousin who needed a new driver for his computer. We opened the instruction file for the driver and it was in six European languages, none of which were Spanish. I thought I found Spanish in there, and it seemed vaguely familiar to my cousin as well, but it turned out to be Italian. …

@Altima NEO: It's hard to tell the difference.

Sony, you didn't think you were arrogant even when you WERE arrogant. And I don't think you're completely humble now.

So does that mean we'll stop hearing the tired argument about abortions being necessary for stem cell research?

Needs more Fargo.

Cute how the apparent praise of Mass Effect quickly becomes an excuse for Cliff to pat himself on the back.

Moderation? This cartoonist has seen the guys who oppose Obama, right? They're slightly more right-wing than Attila the Hun.

Let's see Michael Pachter try to put a positive spin on THIS! He's crawled so far up Sony's butt his head is tickling its tonsils.

@clammy: And a touchscreen! And all for fifty dollars more than whatever Nintendo is selling!

@wizzade: What was there to do in Just Cause 2 aside from the missions? You could scope out the admittedly sharp scenery, hijack some vehicles, and that was pretty much it. Personally speaking, I found the trips from point A to point B more annoying than rewarding.

This is exactly what I mean when I say that video games have gotten too large and too long. When a game becomes so massive that it loses sight of its goals, then it's too damn large. I had the same problem with Just Cause 2, which was set on an enormous island nation the size of Texas but had its action restricted…

Somewhere, a Rockstar employee is slapping himself on the forehead and shouting, "Why didn't *I* think of that?!"

Oh yeah, they're reaching at this point. I never cared for the Pokemon franchise but I had to admit that a few of the creatures were pretty cool. Lately, though, they've become increasingly surreal, looking more like toys than majestic wildlife. Why the hell would you use any of these three creatures in what…

@MawsOfLife: "With massage you get free egg roll! See? Happy ending!"

@Liquid-X: They didn't go through the right channels to get it, though. It makes a difference.

@Catsi: I don't despair for humanity. I just cross my fingers and hope for the meteor.

Don't worry, Plunky Brewster... I just bought the pack for myself, with real, honest-to-goodness money. However, at the price I paid, it practically WAS a steal.