@Ravidrath: Sega died with the Dreamcast. What exists now is a shambling corpse reanimated by a pachinko company.

Yeah, I wasn't feeling it. Battle of Forli had a better, more fleshed out storyline (Catarina Sforza was awesome, admit it!), while Bonfire was just a jumble of stealth missions, including the incredibly frustrating Port Authority. The fact that I found this one first soured me to the entire expansion pack.

Then Michael Atkinson made them stop. Then he took the clams from the aquarium because they looked too much like girl parts. (And he was lonely.)

The frustrating thing is that this shouldn't exist, but I'll probably buy it anyway.

@Azures: Why are we rewarding people for having children, anyway? There are three hundred MILLION people in the United States alone... isn't that enough?

@oby: I thought England's approach to children was to make them clean chimneys until they died of suffocation. Maybe I need to update my reading material, though.

@charles_swann: I'm starting to come to the same conclusion about Google. One day I woke up and saw Google EVERYTHING, and wondered aloud, "When did they become the bad guys?"

@Swaga727: Corporations always bitch about their right of free speech, but what about OURS? The corpies have way more power over us than the government these days. Yet when they infringe on our rights, it's A-OK, because it's the free market at work! Until the government gives them a big pay-out when they fail,…

@Kyosuke_Nanbu: I like my iPod Touch well enough, but yeah, Steve Jobs is the original iDouche.

Oh, parents... will you ever stop ruining things for the rest of us?

Annamay (anime) and sexualizing children... there's a joke in there somewhere, I just know it!

Amiga CD32? Glad Sony is covering all the popular and well supported game systems.

These are actually funny and more importantly, relevant jokes. Instead of the usual string of "hah hah you losers can't get girls" cracks, Mohr (or his writers) actually seems familiar with video games on a more than superficial level. It's refreshing.

@TheJoser: Well, he's fat, and he's extremely bad.

If it didn't matter in Star Trek II, why should it matter here?

@Cochese: Is Secretly Chip Ormsby: Why was it no longer a skateboarding game? Because you were spending so much time wandering from non-player character to non-player character in enormous worlds without the tight design of the stages in the first two games. These are the two most critical issues with sandbox…

It's not even working for the Grand Theft Auto folks. Play the fourth game again. Go ahead, I'll wait.

@Danza: I think it's a fitting look for Activision's corporate greed.

@Helba: I don't know, there's a pretty good chance Bobby would just boil him alive and eat him on a bed of linguini.

That's funny, you weren't considering the Wii a competitor when it was kicking your ass in sales.